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بنت ابوها واخت اخوها
08-23-2010, 03:06 AM
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history
Teacher: Why
Student: There is no future in it

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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have
Ted: $10
Teacher: You don't know maths
Ted: You don't know my father
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Mother: David, come here
David: Yes, mom
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow
Mother: I know that. But I am going to
Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test
Son: On Monday, teacher
said 3+5=8
Father: So
Son: On Tuesday, she
said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer

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Man: How old is your father
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything
Son: That's why I say she's no good

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Teacher: "Where were you born
Student: "
Singapore, Sir
Teacher: "Which part
Student: "All of me, Sir

@ أبو خالد @
08-23-2010, 06:02 PM
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بنت ابوها واخت اخوها
08-24-2010, 02:06 PM
U are always
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الغزال الشمالي
08-25-2010, 01:27 AM
hahhaahhhhaaaa

it's really very fun

I like it

thaaanx siis

بنت ابوها واخت اخوها
08-25-2010, 01:46 AM
Welcome sis

nice to see ur commants here

have a nice time

dr.sam
08-30-2010, 09:01 AM
Man: How old is your father
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be
Boy: He became a father only when I was born



Thanks sis hhhhhhhh alike this one

بنت ابوها واخت اخوها
09-05-2010, 01:01 AM
ur
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bro
have a nice time

أحساس غاااااالي
10-08-2010, 09:57 PM
Welcome>>>>>>>

بنت ابوها واخت اخوها
10-09-2010, 07:04 PM
thank's
sis
for being her

have a nice time
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11-08-2010, 04:16 AM
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01-06-2011, 05:03 PM
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