بنت ابوها واخت اخوها
08-23-2010, 03:06 AM
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history
Teacher: Why
Student: There is no future in it
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have
Ted: $10
Teacher: You don't know maths
Ted: You don't know my father
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Mother: David, come here
David: Yes, mom
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow
Mother: I know that. But I am going to
Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test
Son: On Monday, teacher
said 3+5=8
Father: So
Son: On Tuesday, she
said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer
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Man: How old is your father
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything
Son: That's why I say she's no good
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Teacher: "Where were you born
Student: "
Singapore, Sir
Teacher: "Which part
Student: "All of me, Sir
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history
Teacher: Why
Student: There is no future in it
http://www.shabab11.com/vb/uploaded/22_1282571246.gif
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have
Ted: $10
Teacher: You don't know maths
Ted: You don't know my father
http://www.shabab11.com/vb/uploaded/22_1282571246.gif
Mother: David, come here
David: Yes, mom
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow
Mother: I know that. But I am going to
Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now
http://www.shabab11.com/vb/uploaded/22_1282571246.gif
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test
Son: On Monday, teacher
said 3+5=8
Father: So
Son: On Tuesday, she
said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer
http://www.shabab11.com/vb/uploaded/22_1282571246.gif
Man: How old is your father
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
http://www.shabab11.com/vb/uploaded/22_1282571246.gif
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card
http://www.shabab11.com/vb/uploaded/22_1282571246.gif
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything
Son: That's why I say she's no good
http://www.shabab11.com/vb/uploaded/22_1282571246.gif
Teacher: "Where were you born
Student: "
Singapore, Sir
Teacher: "Which part
Student: "All of me, Sir